Ok, enough of the dog’s with bad haircuts, it’s time to move on to more serious subjects - inflatable exercise pants. I remember back to when Susan and I were dating and I came over to her house and there was her dad, Jim (who we all called “Jimmy” when he did crazy things like buying inflatable pants) wearing a large pair of rubber pants. They were similar to the AAU approved Wonder Sauna Hot Pants that you see in the picture except you hooked these up to the vacuum to inflate them. Great, easy inflation, until you hook them up to suck the air out rather than blow them up! Definitely rated PG-13! Check back tomorrow for another “Jimmy” story.
Why were mullets popular, Why?
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I’ll admit it, I’ve really stunk at blogging lately. I’ll try to be better, I will. Really. I wrote this didn’t I.
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1. Went to the dentist to get a permanent crown put on and also get the tooth fixed that broke in Nigeria.
2. After 5 shots of Novacaine I renamed myself Droopy, the Novacaine Dwarf.
3. Before getting the shots of Novacaine they put some stuff in my mouth so I couldn’t feel the shot. I asked the dental assistant if I could get some of that for an April fools joke I wanted to do.
4. Looked at a picture/video the dentist took of my fractured/decayed/broken/drilled-out tooth. After looking at it I said, “That nasty looking thing is in my mouth! That’s disgusting!”
5. Told the receptionist when I was leaving that if they ever wanted to punch me in the face this would be a good time to do it.
6. Got back to church and was convinced that we needed to take Evan and Mona out for a birthday lunch. Tried not to chew my tongue and lip off and drool all over myself while eating.
7. Novacaine wears off so I head home to pop some pills.
That’s how my day went, what about yours.
