1.  Went to the dentist to get a permanent crown put on and also get the tooth fixed that broke in Nigeria.

2.  After 5 shots of Novacaine I renamed myself Droopy, the Novacaine Dwarf.

3.  Before getting the shots of Novacaine they put some stuff in my mouth so I couldn’t feel the shot.  I asked the dental assistant if I could get some of that for an April fools joke I wanted to do.

4.  Looked at a picture/video the dentist took of my fractured/decayed/broken/drilled-out tooth.  After looking at it I said, “That nasty looking thing is in my mouth!  That’s disgusting!”

5.  Told the receptionist when I was leaving that if they ever wanted to punch me in the face this would be a good time to do it.

6.  Got back to church and was convinced that we needed to take Evan and Mona out for a birthday lunch.  Tried not to chew my tongue and lip off and drool all over myself while eating.

7.  Novacaine wears off so I head home to pop some pills.

That’s how my day went, what about yours.

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6 Responses to “What I Did Today”

  1. You’re goofy!!! What did I do today? Hmmmm I did what anyone would do in my situation. I laughed at Droopy the Dwarf. (Your S’s sound especially hissy. Hehehe)

  2. Droopy the Novacaine dwarf….haha……..that’s hilarious.

  3. I would have paid good money to see you act like that!! lol!!

  4. You know what I love about novacaine??? I always feel like an absolute idiot not being able to control the functioning of half my face and that ALWAYS makes me have to grin even bigger! The drueling is fun too… Droopy.

  5. I do have to come back and say Myrna told me you updated twitter in the dentist seat and said ” Wow he must really be addicted to Twittering!! ” HAHAHAHA!!

  6. When I had my crown done, it was the deadest they ever made my face. I didn’t like it at all. I felt like a stroke patient or something. O_O

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